Reaaaaaally? What were you wanting to wicker weave? Your very own wicker man I hope!!
Ah, I’ve been obsessing over macrame and weaving for the last few days, I bought too much stuff in preparation and I hate having to wait to get started. I’m a little worried by the time it all arrives I’ll have lost interest and I’ll just have an excess of string and yarn 
What beer did you pick? SHOW ME IT! Balance it on your towely knee! 