Hello friends,
Look at this book I saw as I was leaving the library. I wonder what adventures the kitten next door gets up to inside!
How’s your day been? What’s for dinner? I hope you’re all doing ok 
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Very long and very busy and very stressful
Chicken & bacon pie, air fryer new potatoes & peas
6/10, same to you 
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Hello, I am tired and tidal is not working on my phone so I have no music to listen to 
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Nice work lunch and 2 cocktails + 2.5 pints
Now home with oven pizza, one more beer, probably some sort of ocean-disaster film. Shame to have to be up early tomorrow for a meeting but eh, I’ll live
Posting some presents tomorrow, feels organised
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Oh and guess what? I had to go up to the counter and give my library card no to take my books out as I couldn’t find my card before I left and he said “oh there’s a note on your account, apparently we have your library card in lost property at one of our libraries” 
phew! I probably left it on a shelf at the library across the park.
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I hope you have a restful evening 
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Hello, I’m done with work until next year now.
Got some fun things planned these.next few days - toddler thyme time, present shopping, a carol service and maybe a panto, and a 1st birthday party. Phew! I need to exercise in amongst all of that somehow.
House is a state from putting up the Christmas decorations just now so need to sort that out I guess 
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Had weird noodles for tea and a Bounty ice cream.
Read a strange book, and going to finish my non-fiction book now.
Want to write some poems or a weird story.
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Cooking classes
Good strange? Or… Well I’m not sure what I got out of reading that strange?
Off out for a slice of pizza or two and some chat shortly. Hopefully there is time for cocktails and games.
In other news, what an offer
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Hi
Nice day by the sea. Saw some snipe which was exciting.
Daughter was amazing.as tinsel in her performance
Having some garlicky mushroom pasta and trying to figure out Christmas gifts. Any good craft ideas for a 10yr old
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I’m so far behind on my vasectomy verification target that I need to get in an average of two and a half ejaculations a day between now and cob Monday.
Can’t be arsed. Thoughts, prayers, tasteful lewds, and erotic voice notes in the style of Geri from Succession berating Roman all gratefully received 
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Misread this as between now and ccb. You’re a good man, Epimer, but I’m not sure I can help you with this
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I dont think so. It was about a papier mache bird, some bowling trophies, and genital warts.
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something something helping hand
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Watcha cooking (other than garlic)?
Colon_equals_equals_equals_equals_D
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