2 + one of the staircases here.
Yesterday I entered the house to hear loud moaning and sexy talk from my housemate’s room (who will not engage in any “proper” sexual behaviour until marriage). Dunno why but I’m more creeped out by orgiastic noises coming from a dry hump snogfest than from a proper pounding. May never have sex again tbh.
I think actually just the one in my current flat.
Epimer
27 September 2018 09:05
#5
Can’t remember if I can count the bathroom, as we all know that shower sex is terrible and forgettable.
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All other rooms are just a novelty tbh. Bedroom is basically ideal
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Epimer
27 September 2018 09:07
#7
Sometimes you’re just overcome by the urge to take your partner in the gazebo.
We moved in four weeks ago, and it stands at 40%
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japes
27 September 2018 09:09
#9
escutcheon:
it stands at 40%
is that past the mull of kintyre test?
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(Yeah tbh I’m seeing my FWBs this weekend)
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japes
27 September 2018 09:12
#13
video for this song is completely unmemorable
Epimer
27 September 2018 09:16
#18
Maybe light a candle first, Christ.
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Epimer:
Maybe light a candle
Not sure that would add a romantic ambiance
ma0sm
27 September 2018 09:18
#21
Going down on someone and it doesn’t smell good.
Do you
Think fuck it and go for it anyway
Try to seamlessly redirect to kissing around the stomach / legs before moving back up the body as though that was always the plan
Bring it up in a roundabout way, suddenly starting a conversation.
Say something clearly to explain why you’re not going to pleasure them with your mouth
Tell them to go clean themselves right now
Put your clothes back on and leave without a word
ma0sm
27 September 2018 09:19
#22
Was this doorframe positioning in anticipation of this thread?
Married people: Did you bang on your wedding night? (Anonymous)
Oh yeaaaaah
No I was knackered