Thursday filth: how many rooms in your house have you banged in?

All 3 rooms.

If yes,

  • Spouse
  • Other

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Only one in current flat but only lived there for 2 months - always good to have something to work towards.

2, sexual activity in another 2.

Actually our kitchen and living room is open plan so not sure it should count as two separate rooms

I honestly can’t remember.

Neither can I

Is this a thinly veiled “how big is your house?” Thread? :smiley:


All of the many, many rooms.

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If there’s unpleasant smells, strike a match. Then light the scented candle.

Think this is meant to be a reply to @ma0sm


Have you had sex with an inanimate object (hand doesn’t count)?

  • Most of the time
  • Yes, frequently
  • Yes, but not like, regularly
  • No
  • ur an inanimate obecjt lol

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A discussion of the peach scene in Call Me By Your Name with my partner the other night prompted her to ask if sticking your old lad into things is something men do. I had to think about it, I know I’ve never done it, but I’m not so arrogant to presume to speak on behalf of the male community at large. I said no on the grounds that nobody’s ever told me they’ve done it, and I know a lot of men who like to tell me their most intimate details.

Oh I understand now, sorry.

Yeah, I agree, but was sure some smart arse was going to reply with that.


:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

Does the garden count as a room?

The pile of shit in the corner would be offputting though

Are there sex pics/videos of you on the internet (that you know of)? Anonymous poll:

  • Yes
  • No

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Are there sex pics/videos of you on the internet (that you don’t know of)? Public poll:

  • Yes
  • Oh what, where?

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Depends if Snapchat photos are secretly being stored and uploaded somewhere :grimacing: