Thursday Filth: I gotta know what-what's your fantasy?

Morning all.

Let’s talk about fantasies. #ssp ish?

  • I like my fantasies decidedly vanilla
  • Involving a bodily function
  • Something something Christian Grey
  • Dress up for me
  • Something something Anastasia Steele
  • Can I watch?
  • Other please state

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Define bodily function

piss, shit, blood etc

Think semen is definitely in a different, more pedestrian (?) lane to the first two.

Oh. Nah then. (Not sure id put semen in with piss and shit, but I’m just a simple farmhand)

go on

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Edited it to reflect something a little less pedestrian thanks

I don’t know who those people are.

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Been chatting to a cute couple who want a threesome with me post-lockdown. We’ve had a nice morning talking about willies and roller skating.

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Not necessarily a fantasy because it ended up getting depressing in the fictive aftermath, but last night I dreamt that I paid to upgrade to Zoom Premium and one of the perks was that people can have sex via Zoom. What a dream that was tho

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So THAT’S what Zoom Premium is :open_mouth:

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Can’t be arsed with the logistics of anything involving a third (or fourth, or) person but as a hypothetical: sure.

I could be persuaded by a pegging, I reckon.

Oh, and obviously being dominated by an attractive Spanish dentist.

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erotic acrostic fantasy edition

Crathagar was known to be the greatest of all
Wizards, having fought valiantly in the
Battle of Th’aumis D’uun, successfully killing
Admiral Y’aarewgh of the Orc Battalion using
Fire magic procured from the elves of the west.
They gave him the spell after he ate their queen’s ass

worth every penny though it got awkward afterwards

it was like Black Mirror

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Spend a couple of hours wandering round a bookshop, find a nice book then go to a quiet pub, order a pint and read a bit of the book.

EDIT : ME JUST WATCHING

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I’m almost ashamed of how vanilla my fantasies are

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I opened the thread to say go to a pub

already been done

  • pub
  • bit o’ the ol’ shagging pls

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Wish I hadn’t opened this thread. I’ve learned a few things I really didn’t need to know.

Blurred, NSFW

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