Thursday Filth: Let's talk size

Some anon polls for people with peens:

I think my peen is
  • Massive
  • A bit bigger than average
  • Average
  • A bit smaller than average
  • Very small

0 voters

I would change the size of my peen if I could
  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

A couple of people have told me mine is large. I don’t think it is though.

1 Like
  • Small
  • Far away

0 voters

1 Like

Penis receivers

  • Size doesn’t matter
  • Ah it definitely does though

0 voters

It does, but maybe not in the way a lot of people seem to think. No such thing as too small. Too big = deal breaker :-1:

4 Likes
  • Length please
  • Girth please

0 voters

Looks good on a baked potato?

12 Likes

Dolphin friendly?

30 Likes

This is the most perfect humblebrag statement ever crafted.

17 Likes

In sunflower oil

Smells of tuna?

1 Like

Depends

  • Grower
  • Shower

0 voters

On the basis of Naked Attraction, I reckon the shower is a rare beast indeed

1 Like

3 Likes

some lads in the gym have massive knobs don’t they
reckon they must be showers, unrealistic otherwise

1 Like

What is this?

Normalise the curved penis!

4 Likes

When it looks big flaccid but doesn’t grow that much more when erect, right?

2 Likes

Grower - penis is small when flaccid, but grows

Shower - penis is already big when flaccid, but merely hardens when errect

2 Likes