Surely a porn performer type person would bag it easily enough? (And a bunch of DISers apparently)
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Another vote for Davidoff “put none as in ‘no preference’”
I’m not spitting on anything during a global pandemic
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“don’t talk to me before i’ve lubed up in the mornings”
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LIVE LAUGH LUBE
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Mother’s ruin
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I have done it, I’m pretty sure it was a to do list item I made after a DiS meat (the one where I got so hungover I fell asleep standing up in the pyjamas at work the next day on my final Saturday shop floor shift)
Do not remember the measurement. It was an absolute faff to do.
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penis receivers
do you prefer;
anon
- circumcised
- uncircumcised
- neither, they’re all hideous
- honestly, any cock will do
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Went through a brief period of somehow being unsure if I was or not? This was pre-internet combined with Jewish heritage and a lack of anything to compare it with. Vaguely remember asking my mum if I was too? Oh god the repressed memories
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procedurally it’s a dildo, a sharpie and a tape measure right?
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i’m so glad we’re all friends here
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Dipstick
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sorry to bring up repressed memories dots
if it’s any consolation I have been circumcised twice due to the mohel doing a less than optimum job which had to be finessed at Bury General (now closed down) when I was 5
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So why do we actually have male circumcision?
I always thought it was to make it easier to clean in some environments. No idea where I got that from. But I read yesterday that it was basically to stop wanking (so similar goals to female circumcision). If that’s true then it’s clearly ineffective) But it was not in a book I know to fully trust on stuff like that. I suppose I should go away and find out but someone might know for sure?
alright mate only asking
ha ha
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In my head to this
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