Be truthful now, let’s find the DiS average

DiS pole 8===D average size cm (anon)
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does this even work? does the poll make a mean/median or what?

hlatr?

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Genuinely no idea.

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Our tape measure only goes to 5m

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Whole lot of guys out there really into breath play/strangulation/rough sex right off the bat, in my experience. Feel a bit weird about how desensitised I got to it, in hindsight. Put that down to porn, I reckon.

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Sky+ it

If my partner walks in on me fluffing myself with the sky+ remote against my nob again she’ll have some serious questions

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Quick FYI for the men, if you need a two wheeled trailer to put your penis in to carry it around with you, make sure you don’t skimp on suspension or you’ll end up buying a new one every year.

Just don’t want anyone else to be caught out

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Mainly because we’ve got youview

Had both male and female friends complain that men seem to think it’s perfectly fine to just pull out and finish wherever they please, which definitely seems like a consequence of the kind of thing normalised by porn.

poll’s given me the weeg

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Also if you’re using a winch and spool mechanism, akin to a fire hose, remember that the added convenience can really backfire if you find yourself unexpectedly aroused

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ah we have the same self-help book

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I discovered the secret to getting a 12 inch penis

folding it in half

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i feel like women not measuring the depth of their genitalia puts them at a constant highground

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Right but now I want to

there are def a lot upsides but you waste so much money booking an extra seat for your penis when you fly business class guys

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Embarrassed to say that I laughed at this

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foreskin, what a waste of time

I’ts bad isn’t it!