Thursday Filth Thread (13/04/17)

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#1

This is being posted at 01:10 in the morning so I don’t forget to post it later today.

Today’s TFT (not to be confused with the TST) is regarding unusual sex acts. Please introduce us all to unusual sex acts - preferably widely recognised, but you can introduce us to ones that you’ve invented, especially if they have a funny name. Polls to determine which acts people have/haven’t heard of are encouraged - this way I can find out who my pervy brethren are.

First up: do you know what figging is? [This is a public poll; if you have done it but don’t want to publicly admit it, select the 2nd option]

  • Yes, and I have done it
  • Yes, but I have not done it
  • I know of the term, but not what it entails
  • No

0 voters

Wiki description: “Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice.”


#2

I’m impressed that this is an act so common that it needs its own word.

Has made me rethink what We Wish You a Merry Christmas is about.


#3

From the latin, et tu figus, meaning “to fig most harshly”.


#4

Wolf-banging / Wolf-bagging

  • Yes, I have done it
  • Yes, but I have not done it
  • Heard of it, not sure what it is though
  • No. Just… no

0 voters

Wolf-banging: Anally penetrating a women while she throws up so a suction is created on your penis
Wolf-bagging: Whilst having anal sex with a woman, a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the woman’s mouth making her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.


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#6

ice-docking

  • sexy time, love it
  • fucking rank, what’s the matter with you
  • whit

0 voters


#7

“Figging in the Rigging” - The Sex Pistols


#8

ice docking[poll max=3 public=true]

  • sexy time, love it
  • fucking rank, what’s the matter with you
  • whit
    [/poll]

#9

i got figging mixed up with frigging


#10

Abseiling

  • yes, have done it
  • Yes, know what it is
  • heard of it as a sexual thing, but not sure what it is
  • going down buildings or cliffs on a rope

0 voters


#11

Oh the blurred bit. Abseiling: the act of male masturbation while dildoing one’s anus


#12

think you’re making some of these up


#13

I was first initiated in this via a Dutch woman and therefore know it by its Dutch name ‘gembering’ which I believe means literally ‘gingering’ :+1:

Please confirm @aboynamedgoo


#14

#15

I blame Lisa Stansfield


#16

Didn’t know it was called this.


#17

Docking

  • Yes, and I’ve done it
  • Yes, but I’ve not done it/am not able to do it
  • I know of the term, but not what it entails
  • Not in a sexual context, no

0 voters

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another penis.


#18


#19

Bagpiping

  • Yes, I’ve done it
  • Yes, but I’ve not done it
  • I know of the term, but not what it entails
  • Isn’t that just what Scottish people are constantly doing?

0 voters

Bagpiping: putting your willy in someone’s armpit and doing a sex with it


#20

Swanfucking

  • Obviously
  • Just a question of opportunity
  • No, but very curious
  • I’m a shut-in anorak wearer

0 voters

Swanfucking: The act of sexual intercourse with a swan