Still can’t believe there’s a patent examiner called Helmut Polesak

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The fuck was wrong with my story? It was VERY sexy

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Trousertent examiner more like

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I was going to go with ‘poletent examiner’ but good work.

Remember the 3 weeks when the filth threads didn’t make you sad?

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Filth can’t be forced.

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Ouch. I’m trying all right!

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I’m quite proud of the single filth thread I started :blush:

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Yes, I had some good PMs following that one I think :fire:

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Thread contained one of my proudest DiS moments :slight_smile:

They always make me sad

Well, last time we didn’t have a proper filth thread, the next day’s selfie thread was :fire:

I need to find a better location for my usual “40 year old man in smart clothing” selfie. Can’t let standards slip (further)

Just the trousers, ccb

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Took a selfie on the train so expect a strange looking commuter goblin man

It’s not a selfie if it’s someone else bbz

Thanks hun

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God damn it

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I said to an atd going through a break up that at least it was a fresh start and he said an anus tart?
Apparently it’s a Larry David but honestly how do you answer that