Still can’t believe there’s a patent examiner called Helmut Polesak
The fuck was wrong with my story? It was VERY sexy
Trousertent examiner more like
I was going to go with ‘poletent examiner’ but good work.
Remember the 3 weeks when the filth threads didn’t make you sad?
Filth can’t be forced.
Ouch. I’m trying all right!
I’m quite proud of the single filth thread I started
Yes, I had some good PMs following that one I think
Thread contained one of my proudest DiS moments
They always make me sad
Well, last time we didn’t have a proper filth thread, the next day’s selfie thread was
I need to find a better location for my usual “40 year old man in smart clothing” selfie. Can’t let standards slip (further)
Just the trousers, ccb
Took a selfie on the train so expect a strange looking commuter goblin man
It’s not a selfie if it’s someone else bbz
Thanks hun
God damn it
I said to an atd going through a break up that at least it was a fresh start and he said an anus tart? Apparently it’s a Larry David but honestly how do you answer that