Thursday filth thread: terminology edition

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Possible subthread: rude-sounding words that your relatives use in innocent contexts.

Mrs CCB’s mum often describes things as “mingey”

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Sechs

  • German six
  • German sex

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Ich liebe dich

  • I love you
  • I love dick

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Leicester City Left-Back Christian Fuchs

  • Fnar
  • Nah

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The ‘Pervo laughing at work’ edition

“I need to get my squirters sorted out”

  • Cars
  • Quim

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“I’d spit roast a capybara”

  • Animal meat :fork_and_knife:
  • Animal meat :astonished::no_entry_sign:

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Paul dickov

  • Top player
  • Fnarr

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here’s a no nut november inspired question that has nothing to do with terminology. what’s the longest you think you’ve ever gone without an orgasm? (not just sex)

  • one day
  • one week
  • one fortnight
  • one month
  • three months
  • six months
  • longer

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anonymous because i’m genuinely curious

obviously meaning the longest time since having your first one, smart arse.

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(teh second one happened yesterday courtesy of managing director. Chaos in the office as I laughed uncontrollably and he then joined in while my boss was wide eyed and shocked by the implication)

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That’s an interesting point though, at what point do you cross the line and are officially dogging?

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oh aye

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I’ve abandoned a number of replies to this

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I inadvertently ended up in a dogging spot way back in the day - told the tale on old DiS which fortunately is still google-able…

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Any excuse

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  • Lol orgasms
  • Nah
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“Double fisting today, are you?”

  • Why yes I am holding a drink in each hand, thank you for noticing
  • Yes I am planning on calling a willing partner “Sooty and Sweep” later today, how did you know?
  • wot

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Deep Throat

  • Watergate
  • cwbaft

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Flacid

  • Lacking vigour or effectiveness
  • cant get it up lol

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I am actually laughing at this in the office.

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  • Great news that they are getting chance to do business
  • Great news that they are getting chance to do the business
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“, he ejaculated wildly.”

  • He must have been quite agitated
  • He’s going to need to wash the curtains

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