#23

#susanalbumparty

  • Ooo, SuBo’s got a new album out
  • Ooo, SuBo’s going to stick a load of things up her arse and we’re all invited
  • Either way I hope jelly and ice cream are going to be involved

0 voters

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#24

Watersports

  • Hang ten bro
  • Hang on my auntie gave us that duvet

0 voters

#25

Not right now.

#26
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#27

I think you’ll find @thewarn thinks of the band

2 Likes
#29

Stroke

  • The left side of your face looks weird
  • Sweet freeview time

0 voters

#30

LAST NIGHT SHE SAID

#31

Flange

  • fnarrr
  • it’s a sound effect you Philistine
  • I get mine at Screwfix (not fnarrr)

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#32

Last Night
She said
The left side of your face looks weird
Sweet freeview time

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#33

Chopper

  • I used to have one of those bikes when I was a kid
  • FNAR

0 voters

#35

Scat

  • Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
  • :poop:

0 voters

#36

Artisanal

  • Ooohh posh and fancy!
  • Butts

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#37

Docking

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*possibly a euphemism

#38

Cottaging

  • Lovely weekend away
  • Fnar

0 voters

#39

Dogging

  • Doggy style sex position
  • Bunch of wanking in a car park
  • Hungover
  • Pretending to be a canine
  • OTher

0 voters

#40

Scatting

  • Be bap bap baddo bo!
  • Fnar

0 voters

#42

Fluffers

  • For soft pillows
  • For hard peepers
  • Geoff Thomas, 1992

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#43

Why does this keep happening to me today?

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#44

I’m a skim man
Be bap bap baddo bo!

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#46

Dog walkers are still statistically most likely perverts though

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