I am actually laughing at this in the office.
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- Great news that they are getting chance to do business
- Great news that they are getting chance to do the business
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“, he ejaculated wildly.”
- He must have been quite agitated
- He’s going to need to wash the curtains
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“Christ, that nearly finished me off.”
- I have recently had a near death experience
- I nearly had to change my pants
- Those two are not necessarily mutually exclusive
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- It’s just a shop name
- Fnarrr
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what came lol first? the porno or the scandal?
Mother liquor
- The liquid left behind after a crystallisation
- How very dare you
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One’s named after the other.
Oh, god - you’re talking about Wendy? Bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin Wendy? She’s a legend of the daytime dogging scene, m8?
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That’s absolutely begging for a carefully inserted hyphen.
Jizz
- Innocent birding term
- Jizz? Birds? Lololololol
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“I’m coming!”
- God, finally.
- God, finally.
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Commas would be nice, actually:
Students get first, hand job, experience
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Semi
- Penultimate tie to the final
- fnarrr
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- ‘Absolutely begging’
- ‘Carefully inserted’
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Ha ha - Ashdown Forest is where I genuinely walk my dogs.
Not doing myself any favours here am I…
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I was an interview today, and prior to the interviewers arriving I snapped a picture of this sign.
“The Swelling of the Wood”
- Rude
- Not rude
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I now have a mental image of some guy with a penis so massive that when erect the entire room is literally full of cock like some sort of Modern Toss sketch.
Happy Thursday everyone!
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Double fisting
- Just having an alcoholic drink in each hand, no? (I’m Canadian)
- CWBAFT!
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