Thursday filth thread: terminology edition


#81

That’s absolutely begging for a carefully inserted hyphen.


#82

Jizz

  • Innocent birding term
  • Jizz? Birds? Lololololol

0 voters


#83

“I’m coming!”

  • God, finally.
  • God, finally.

0 voters


#84


#85

Commas would be nice, actually:

Students get first, hand job, experience


#86

Semi

  • Penultimate tie to the final
  • fnarrr

0 voters


#87
  • ‘Absolutely begging’
  • ‘Carefully inserted’

0 voters


#88

Ha ha - Ashdown Forest is where I genuinely walk my dogs.

Not doing myself any favours here am I…


#89

I was an interview today, and prior to the interviewers arriving I snapped a picture of this sign.

“The Swelling of the Wood”

  • Rude
  • Not rude

0 voters


#90

I now have a mental image of some guy with a penis so massive that when erect the entire room is literally full of cock like some sort of Modern Toss sketch.

Happy Thursday everyone!


#91

it’s nice to know someone’s thinking about me


#92

Double fisting

  • Just having an alcoholic drink in each hand, no? (I’m Canadian)
  • CWBAFT!

0 voters


#93

It’s a small room.


#94

#95

@japes you’ve accidentally logged in as @Raanraals again.


#96

“oooh, that hit the spot”

  • They have just had a lovely cup of tea
  • They have just done a successful sex

0 voters


#97

image


#98

I thought you looked familiar :thinking:


#99

This is the absolute fucking bane of my life. Friday afternoon. Doing some Dickens. Fnar. Year ten. “He ejaculated wildly”. Classroom hysterics. Thanks a fucking bunch you victorian cock jockey.


#100

Alright mods shut it down, we’re done here.