Solo - surreptitiously knocked one out on the upper bunk when in a hostel on a lads holiday (actually done this a couple of times)
Couple - back of the coach on the way to Auschwitz

Cinema (not solo). Think it was Lord of the Rings. I remember there being a long shot of Frodo’s face at an, ahem, vital moment. I’ve felt very close to Elijah Wood ever since.

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No one’s topping that

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At least it wasn’t on the way back.

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filth.

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He was very insistent that I wasn’t allowed to use The One Ring.

*his ring.

Fucked it.

Either in the changing rooms of centreparks swimming pool or in my mate’s parent’s dining room

Probably the dining room I guess

He fucked his own ring?

Think we’re getting dangerously close to a Jack Black sketch on the MTV Awards.

Jack Black is hung like a-

I’ll stop now

With someone- centre circle of the pitch at Roots Hall.:soccer:

… and on top of Queen Elizabeth Hall (Southbank). Different nights though.

Can’t imagine what he’s like in real life

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Wrong thread

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haha awesome! any more details!?

:joy:

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tbf, not too many folks around to interrupt

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