#15

Either in the changing rooms of centreparks swimming pool or in my mate’s parent’s dining room

#16

Probably the dining room I guess

#17

He fucked his own ring?

#18

Think we’re getting dangerously close to a Jack Black sketch on the MTV Awards.

#19

Jack Black is hung like a-

I’ll stop now

#21

With someone- centre circle of the pitch at Roots Hall.:soccer:

#22

… and on top of Queen Elizabeth Hall (Southbank). Different nights though.

#23

Can’t imagine what he’s like in real life

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#24

Wrong thread

#25

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#26

haha awesome! any more details!?

#27

:joy:

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#28

tbf, not too many folks around to interrupt

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#30

solo - back of an empty bus
with another - very busy smoking section of a bar in glasgow/numerous toilets of clubs/bars etc

#31

Accompanied: Changing rooms at Center Parcs (N.B. I wasn’t fucking @andyvine)
Unaccompanied: Driving at a steady 70mph in the inside lane of the M6, between Carlisle and Penrith.

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#32

Never heard it called that etc

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#33

I was on cruise control

#34

This sounds incredibly dangerous, and if you did crash and die your parents would have to come and identify your body, and questions would be asked, like why has he got his cock out and jizz on his shirt?
Police officer: I am afraid your son was wanking, when he crashed into that family of four.

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#35

It was 2pm, there were no other vehicles around, I was bored. What can I say?

#36

Bit early for a jostle but a least it was after 12