Cock.

Least sexy thing was having my toes sucked. I didn’t ask for it and I didn’t care for it.

Straight in the Corbyns

How do you get into a situation where your toes are being sucked?
Like surely if you’re into it, you’d ask for it but like if you’re not its just weird.

Exactly.

We were on the sofa, my legs were in her lap. She thought it would be sexy, I guess.

I am unarousable.

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Oh it was like the start of it? Not like during and she’s scooting down the bed, skips the peen and goes for the toes?

See also: people sucking on other peoples fingers. Not cute. I’m sure I’ve thought I was being very sexy whilst drunk and done it but my dog it’s gross and cringe

Least sexy thing is probably a tongue in the ear, ew.

:smiley:

#autocorrect

sorry

That might explain the scissors for cutting pizza thing :wink:

Vagina.

Tried to put his fingers in there at the same time as his dick.

Stop trying to arouse me.

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:pizza::scissors:

What’s the tie made of?

Most: scrote
Least: An early gf thought it would be good to jerk me off like she was trying to scrub a dirty mark off the bath

Yep, I was going to cite some pretty bad handjobs

as I’m circumsized, the underside where the bell meets shafte is a good place for tongues to go.

also asshole.

least is probably nowhere tbh. Sole of my foot? Not a foot person.

Alright, not James Brown