#9

Straight in the Corbyns

#10

How do you get into a situation where your toes are being sucked?
Like surely if you’re into it, you’d ask for it but like if you’re not its just weird.

#11

Exactly.

We were on the sofa, my legs were in her lap. She thought it would be sexy, I guess.

#12

I am unarousable.

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#13

Oh it was like the start of it? Not like during and she’s scooting down the bed, skips the peen and goes for the toes?

See also: people sucking on other peoples fingers. Not cute. I’m sure I’ve thought I was being very sexy whilst drunk and done it but my dog it’s gross and cringe

#14

Least sexy thing is probably a tongue in the ear, ew.

#15

:smiley:

#17

#autocorrect

#18

sorry

#19

That might explain the scissors for cutting pizza thing :wink:

#20

Vagina.

Tried to put his fingers in there at the same time as his dick.

#21

Stop trying to arouse me.

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#22

:pizza::scissors:

#23

What’s the tie made of?

#24

Most: scrote
Least: An early gf thought it would be good to jerk me off like she was trying to scrub a dirty mark off the bath

#25

Yep, I was going to cite some pretty bad handjobs

#26

as I’m circumsized, the underside where the bell meets shafte is a good place for tongues to go.

also asshole.

#27

least is probably nowhere tbh. Sole of my foot? Not a foot person.

#28

Alright, not James Brown

#29

/ Sam and Dave / Blues Brothers / Isaac Hayes and David Porter