What have been your weirdest segues into getting close to someone? Just thinking about the time I was drunkenly extolling the virtues of my favourite episode of Pokemon to a friend of mine who I’ve always fancied a bit, and seemingly that was a bit of an aphrodisiac for him.
obviously please be respectful and discreet when talking about other people
I saw it was you who had replied and knew this was coming.
Better be the Squirtle Squad one
Electric Shock Showdown I have major empathy with post-loss Pikachu, which is why he’s my avatar
What about the one where James is inexplicably a female
You know those wankers who play acoustic guitar at a party? Well anyway, this girl requested that I played a song, and then after I’d played a pretty poor version of it, basically threw herself at me. (I later found out she had a bf and it was all rather awkward and rubbish but hey).
That’s definitely in my top 5. Actually that reminds me that the first time I saw that episode was in bed (CLOTHED) with an ex in an Edinburgh Travelodge, and at the end of the episode he kissed me~ it was the last time he instigated something sexy for reasons other than pity.
Pokemon is a massive aphrodisiac in my life basically
Someone once hit on me by belching the alphabet. Didn’t work, got massively awkward when I realised what she was trying to do (at about K).
I know. Although things didn’t progress beyond a kiss, there were still many layers of shame to be unpicked the following day.
Thinking back someone once hit on me after I spilt wine all over myself. Thought they were just trying to be helpful but I guess being a cack handed div just exits the other end of the spectrum as ultimate smoothness
“Wouldn’t it be awkward if one of us starting jerking off right now…”
This obviously never happened and I never went to public school.
Early Pet Sounds’ opening track lyrics needed revising
How aroused are you feeling right now, from 0 (puritan fridge) to 10 (like you’ve got a volcano of jizz between your thighs)?
Sorry, that’s the answer to a totally different question.
it’s a lovely song CCB - think I would have trouble controlling myself after that
What about yooou pervo? How ya feeling?