Thursday Filth Thread


#1

What have been your weirdest segues into getting close to someone? Just thinking about the time I was drunkenly extolling the virtues of my favourite episode of Pokemon to a friend of mine who I’ve always fancied a bit, and seemingly that was a bit of an aphrodisiac for him.

:star: obviously please be respectful and discreet when talking about other people :star:


#2

What episode was it?


#3

:grinning: I saw it was you who had replied and knew this was coming.


#4

Better be the Squirtle Squad one


#5

Electric Shock Showdown :heart_eyes: I have major empathy with post-loss Pikachu, which is why he’s my avatar :blush:


#6

What about the one where James is inexplicably a female
huh
what about
that


#7

You know those wankers who play acoustic guitar at a party? Well anyway, this girl requested that I played a song, and then after I’d played a pretty poor version of it, basically threw herself at me. (I later found out she had a bf and it was all rather awkward and rubbish but hey).

The song?


#8

:laughing:


#9

That’s definitely in my top 5. Actually that reminds me that the first time I saw that episode was in bed (CLOTHED) with an ex in an Edinburgh Travelodge, and at the end of the episode he kissed me~ it was the last time he instigated something sexy for reasons other than pity.

Pokemon is a massive aphrodisiac in my life basically


#10

kin hell


#11

went to one of those mega-sexy dungeon parties, fully out of my element, in jeans and a t-shirt. everyone else was in a multitude of flamboyant accessories and exciting materials. looked unsure, drinking alone coz was waiting for a pal who was helping me write an article about the event.

got hit on repeatedly coz of NOT looking part of that scene, sort of as a curious interloper. was a nice surprise


#12

Someone once hit on me by belching the alphabet. Didn’t work, got massively awkward when I realised what she was trying to do (at about K).


#13

I know. Although things didn’t progress beyond a kiss, there were still many layers of shame to be unpicked the following day.


#14

Thinking back someone once hit on me after I spilt wine all over myself. Thought they were just trying to be helpful but I guess being a cack handed div just exits the other end of the spectrum as ultimate smoothness


#15

“Wouldn’t it be awkward if one of us starting jerking off right now…”

This obviously never happened and I never went to public school.


#16

Early Pet Sounds’ opening track lyrics needed revising


#17

I like this a lot. :+1:


#18

How aroused are you feeling right now, from 0 (puritan fridge) to 10 (like you’ve got a volcano of jizz between your thighs)?


#19


#20

About a 4, 4 and a half.