#114

this has also pushed me up to a 10

#neverforget that a guy at the boys’ school near mine wrote Pokeporn fanfics and they went viral within the local school area. he was really proud of them… there was one where Ash shags a Pokemon in a hospital bed and his jizz gave the Pokemon “matted fur”, but the real highlight was when the Pokemon shouted “MATE ME” at the height of sexual tension. you couldnt walk around Tonbridge without hearing “MATE ME!!!” for about 3 months after that.

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#115

good attention to detail, that matted fur really paints a picture

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#116

Fuck me, I’ve heard it all now!

EDIT: Wait, Pokémon in a hospital bed? Is your avatar in tribute to that?

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#117

OMG :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: no!!! although now i might have to change it because that will remind me of it

#118

???

#119

:'D omg

I can’t remember what Pokemon it was tbh. I know a Latias was involved in at least one of the stories but idk if it was this one…

#120

I’m going to regret asking, but what is/was Silky’s patented note technique™?

#121

http://www.google.co.uk/patents/US5996251

#122

I can’t find the thread where he explains it, but here’s someone else doing it:

#123

this seems really creepy.

If you like someone wouldn’t you just have a chat with them and get to know them for a bit.

Is this like one of those silly brainwashing things to try and make women think you are mysterious and eccentric?

#124

I think it places no obligation on the other person to respond, which on balance, is a good thing, I think.

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#125

yeah you’re probably right.

#126

I feel like it’s a decent idea in theory for the reason Marckee says, but personally I’m shit at small talk and so are most other people (one of the reasons I hate talking to people on Tinder) so would probably prefer to chat in person.

#127

feel like on a good day I can be really charming and engaging with people but if I’m a little tired or hungry or depressed then I just sulk like a baby.

#128

I’m hilarious but I thrive on in-jokes, bants and narcissism, which doesn’t translate well to that kind of conversation :frowning:

#129

“Technique”

yeah man, creepy af.

#130

Oh I hate in jokes bants and narcissism sorry!

#131

I’ll just stick this on the end on yesterday’s filth thread

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Sorry, are you the prosecution or the defence?

#132

wonder if i would have still hung around to get my pizza with those two banging on the counter.

dominos is quite expensive.

#133

None pizza with left queef.