Poll?

Poll, with descriptions for each number between 0 and 10, please @pervo

I’ve had sex too!

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About time we brought back Describe Your Sex Life in Four Pokemon Moves!

Snatch
Pound
Me First
Rest

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Eudora Welty?

4 Likes

someone was once really nice, friendly, threw me loads of compliments and then asked me out - WEIRD.

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This is an outstanding reference.

Probably a fairly innocuous conversation about television we both watched when we were young.

After gorging on a massive seafood platter in a restaurant in Barcelona with a friend we went outside and somehow started kissing immediately. Proceeded to full on hands-down-pants action on the street on Passeig De Gracia. I can only assume it was the seafood that triggered it all.

Snort

mes que un rub

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Strong, strong posting.

4 Likes

:angry:

That is fucking superb

2 Likes

Had to Google it, but good work :slight_smile:

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0, last weekend I sustained a mid activity injury and am dead for the waist down for now

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just like to make it known that I did make a small attempt at a wanking joke here, but probably a bit too low hanging (:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:) even for me.

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HE WANKED TOO MANY TIMES!!!

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In quite a lot of pain here guys lol