Poll?
Poll, with descriptions for each number between 0 and 10, please @pervo
I’ve had sex too!
About time we brought back Describe Your Sex Life in Four Pokemon Moves!
Snatch Pound Me First Rest
Eudora Welty?
someone was once really nice, friendly, threw me loads of compliments and then asked me out - WEIRD.
This is an outstanding reference.
Probably a fairly innocuous conversation about television we both watched when we were young.
After gorging on a massive seafood platter in a restaurant in Barcelona with a friend we went outside and somehow started kissing immediately. Proceeded to full on hands-down-pants action on the street on Passeig De Gracia. I can only assume it was the seafood that triggered it all.
Snort
mes que un rub
Strong, strong posting.
That is fucking superb
Had to Google it, but good work
0, last weekend I sustained a mid activity injury and am dead for the waist down for now
just like to make it known that I did make a small attempt at a wanking joke here, but probably a bit too low hanging () even for me.
HE WANKED TOO MANY TIMES!!!
In quite a lot of pain here guys lol