Sex eh. Whataboutit
Not a fan tbh tbf…
No thank you I’m very busy at the moment.
Yeah, it’s really good
The kitchen bin smells
Never heard it cal
YES PLZ LOL
Haven’t heard of it I’m afraid.
(copy the lyrics of ‘Nobody’ by Mitski)
(paste the lyrics of ‘Nobody’ by Mitski)
Same. Except for gaunt. What’s the opposite of gaunt? Bloated?
No sexytime for me, thanks.
bums and fannies and willies
Yeah, sex is pretty alright I guess.
I’ll just write that down
My FWBs received some random messages from a random woman’s Facebook account a few months ago. Started out fairly innocuous - “hi hon love the specs x”, “seen you on Twitch x” - before unexpectedly spiralling into “sorry just upset lonely been three months just want someone to chomp on my flaps x”
We think it’s a troll account, but that sentiment is a real mood.
Sounds like language you’d use
Can this be on the new 50p
Chomped her flaps kill me now
She is of course my hero.
After he did not respond to her compelling request, she said she’d been watching his Twitch videos to try and connect with her son who wouldn’t talk to her. Devastating
thighs are good arent they