Thursday Filth Thread

Sex eh. Whataboutit

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Not a fan tbh tbf…

No thank you I’m very busy at the moment.

Yeah, it’s really good

The kitchen bin smells

Never heard it cal

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YES PLZ LOL

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Haven’t heard of it I’m afraid.

(copy the lyrics of ‘Nobody’ by Mitski)
(paste the lyrics of ‘Nobody’ by Mitski)
(aaaaand post)

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Same. Except for gaunt. What’s the opposite of gaunt? Bloated?

No sexytime for me, thanks.

bums and fannies and willies

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Yeah, sex is pretty alright I guess.

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I’ll just write that down

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My FWBs received some random messages from a random woman’s Facebook account a few months ago. Started out fairly innocuous - “hi hon love the specs x”, “seen you on Twitch x” - before unexpectedly spiralling into “sorry just upset lonely been three months just want someone to chomp on my flaps x”

We think it’s a troll account, but that sentiment is a real mood.

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Sounds like language you’d use :smiley:

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Can this be on the new 50p

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Chomped her flaps kill me now

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She is of course my hero.

After he did not respond to her compelling request, she said she’d been watching his Twitch videos to try and connect with her son who wouldn’t talk to her. Devastating

thighs are good arent they

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also ive been looking for a thread to post this in

phwoar

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