honestly, the only sex dream I’ve had about a disser did actually involve @xylo - I was living next door to him on this street with gigantic bungalows, and he was trying to host a swingers party while a deadly tornado was going on outside. he asked me to help him move some crates of champagne into the bungalow and when I entered, yes, there was the famous hot tub in the middle of the living room. The decor was tasteful apart from that if anyone was wondering.
was invited to the party, but was like ‘no thanks I’ve got to do some gardening’ or something.