#198

i’ve been told once or twice and i felt like a massive stud, naturally.

i bet dream me is a better shag than real me

#200

Tory’s are such a bunch of fucking weirdos.

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#201

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#202

The new emojis on here are rubbish but I did actually blush when I read this!

Of course I don’t mind, I’m flattered (assuming I wasn’t a massive disappointment)

#203

I’ve not met any of you, so it would be pretty hard to have a dream where you are there. But rest assured if I do…then you are cordially invited to a massive bacchanalian orgy in my head.

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#206

And the old and technologically illiterate. So Tories basically. Ideally they’d put the porn block in just before a second referendum so all the young tech savvy remainers can campaign on a, “vote remain and we’ll show you how to get back on the bongo sites” platform. Remain landslide/socialist utopia/nationalised vaseline etc.

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#208

Never heard it called that before

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#209

The Hays code was deeply weird, wasn’t it? Iirc, it included no tongues when kissing, no kisses of longer than three(?) seconds, no outright innuendo, and if a couple were in bed, one of them had to have a foot on the floor (which is also the rule for a foul stroke in snooker, oddly enough).

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#210

Quite looking forward to the ‘Wank Tax’ riots. I, for one, will certainly have some energy to spare.

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#211

and that’s totally fine too :slight_smile:

#212

Throwing molotov cocktails with our massive right arms

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#213

Old Red Last, 8pm
2-4-free with union ID

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#214
  • free with Portes card

SATIRE AND POST

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#217

dreamt I got a handy from you

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#219

I know, it humbled me.

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#221

no in a humiliating and emasculating way.

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#222

Yes, he said in a sexy way :thinking:

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#223

I did have a dream that I was posting on DiS last night, and I fell asleep whilst posting, and then woke up and I’d slept on my phone and smashed the screen. Was quite relieved when I woke up.

No sex was had, though.

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#224

No, but I did watch the training day episode of the Office last night, coincidentally.

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#225

smashed it and the next thing you know you’re waking up - sounds like sex to me

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