#45

I had a housemate once, he never washed his clothes or himself, years after he moved out I was at a gig in brighton and I recognised his scent before I saw him

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#46

Same same. Far too many clothes :grimacing:

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#47

Post can’t be blah blah blah

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#49

Is your inbox now full of PMs?

#50

No! :cry: What do I have to do to get munched??? Put a pizza on my mimsy? Camouflage myself in the sliced meats section? Stop exclusively going after Countdown series champs? :sweat:

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#51

Mimsy :joy:

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#52

I said hi*, ffs

*not a countdown champ

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#54

gutted pal?

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#56

No one’s ever eaten out my mimsy :frowning:

I’m going to do some laundry RIGHT NOW!

#57

Guys if we can refrain from making this another thread of owen and xylo slapping their own dicks together (metaphorically or literally) that’d be rad

#58

Keep typing, almost there

#59

Sometimes I use fabric softener

#60

Blimey. I’ve got mine hanging out on the washing line. :cigarette:

#61

I only have one dick unfortunately

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#63

Eating my lunch here fellas

#64

But WHAT a dick!

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#65

Pretty much, but the tip has had the crusts cut off

#66

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#67

You gotta do this for me, Billy. McGarnagle.

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#68

Homophobe.

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