Stayed at my parents’ last night after the football, and doing so again tonight. Totally forgot to bring a bra. (Yesterday’s dress was thick enough that I would get away with it.) My old bras don’t fit so I’ve had to go tit commando.
As I have no tit tape, I had to put a bit of sellotape over each nip and wear my blazer to cover them as a back up. Think one of my colleagues has sussed out my droopy norks anyway though. Gonna buy a sale bra from m&s on my lunch break.
Ever had a mishap involving body parts popping out, going wild and free, or suchlike?
Just tell me about times you’ve embarrassed yourselves sexually to make me feel better anyway.