Thursday filth: wild and free


#1

Stayed at my parents’ last night after the football, and doing so again tonight. Totally forgot to bring a bra. (Yesterday’s dress was thick enough that I would get away with it.) My old bras don’t fit so I’ve had to go tit commando.

As I have no tit tape, I had to put a bit of sellotape over each nip and wear my blazer to cover them as a back up. Think one of my colleagues has sussed out my droopy norks anyway though. Gonna buy a sale bra from m&s on my lunch break.

Ever had a mishap involving body parts popping out, going wild and free, or suchlike?

Just tell me about times you’ve embarrassed yourselves sexually to make me feel better anyway.


#2

Woke up after a one night stand at uni with no money and all but one of the buttons on my shirt ripped/fallen off. Realised I had a 45 minute walk back to my halls but there was a fence I could hop to cut it to a half hour. ripped my jeans open at the gusset on the way over, obviously


#3

I like to test new tops and dresses by wearing them without a bra and pretending i’m at a club and my favourite song has just come on so I dance wildly with my hands in the air to see if a boob pops out

I’ve never not worn a bra out of the house cause my boobs are very heavy.


#4

I can’t imagine ever going bra-less and mine are nothing compared to yours so you have my deepest sympathy.


#5

My knob and balls always come free if I accidentally wear one of my different brands of pants whilst running or playing sport.


#6

This thread is getting TOO sexy.


#7


#8

I noticed that when I wear my BEST cycling bib shorts for a bit - pubes start to stick through the fabric at the front. (one for the ladies there)

it’s gross.


#9

Back when I was a badminton-playing 14 year old, I had a mishap.

The early 90s were the days of short sports shorts and I was resting between games at a tournament or club night or something with some friends, sitting cross-legged on the floor. A few minutes into our group chat, my friend Christian leaned across and whispered into my ear, “Chris, your bollocks are hanging out.” I looked down and, sure enough, I was Scholesying, almost certainly in full view of everyone including at least one girl.


#10

Ive never understood the bollocks hanging out thing, surely you’d feel the breeze?


#11

Not related to the OP but it IS filth and it is to do with my Thursday… last night I couldn’t sleep because the people who live ACROSS THE ROAD were going at it so hard. It was kinda hot but mostly I just wanted to sleep.


#12

They’re already pretty chilly at the best of times tbf.


#13

Is this where I bring up Theo accusing me of having a shit smeared arse so that I shouldn’t go commando in my culottes?


#14

Keep them in a bucket of ice?


#15

Depends how filthy thursday has been. Bowl of rice normally.


#16

Always feel conflicted when I get kept up by a marathon shagging session somewhere cause its very awkward and annoying but also fair play to them like.

Typo/thread interface


#17

Marathon Sagging Session is going to have me chuckling for the rest of the day.

I agree, gotta hand it to them. They sounded like they were having a really lovely time, good on em.


#18

Tonight:

  • Marathon sagging session
  • CWBAFT

0 voters


#19

We’re staying in a hotel for the next few nights which basically means guaranteed sagging all over the shop.


#20

Not in public. But I’ll often be sat on the sofa in my pants and a bit of ball or knob will escape and the first I’ll know about it is when my wife walks in and is all

#dealwithit