Thursday Filth?

On a rollercoaster at the moment. every now and then basically getting a spike in overwhelming horniness.

But then it’s also cold and I’m quite lazy.

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All this, cold is the enemy of the horn.

Have some wild activities planned when I next have a free flat, but annoyingly this weekend when I’m away is when my flatmate is also away. Better coordination please!

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Feel free to use my house as a fuck palace. Brutally underused at the moment.

See that was going to be my offer to my FWB as well :sweat_smile:

(My house not yours, slightly presumptuous)

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Read this as you being on a rollercoaster, took awhile to figure out

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I’d also like that tbf.

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Wife-o’s back home tonight after 5 days away.

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New neighbours moved in at the weekend, so far they’ve been at it every night, sometimes multiple times a night! We cannot keep pace, they probably pity us.

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Just back from a few days away in The Gower with the TV. We had a room in a very secluded hotel on the mostly-deserted beach at Oxwich Bay (would recommend) which had a huge panoramic window. We thought it would be great to sleep with the curtains open to hear the sea and watch the sunrise.
What I didn’t realise was that the beach is very popular with night fisherman who would have been ‘treated’ to the sight of my junk every time I got up for middle-aged pee in the night

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Tag them in!

Good neighbours become good friends

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You’re getting a cheeky semi from hearing it though, yeah? May as well use it.

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so instead of matching them for number of times or regularity, go for adventurous one upping.

Get some mates over and have a noisy orgy/play orgy porn loudly while you play gin rummy

Been at it quite a bit lately, cold weather = body heat plz

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Working up the nerve to suggest to 'er indoors that we try something new and exciting: a shared Google calendar so we don’t need to keep asking who’s out on what evenings, to make cooking etc easier to plan

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What’s the science behind this? There must be something.

And no, I won’t Google. I demand answers

Scheduled sex > no sex tbf

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Ditto. I was thinking, hmmmm…I enjoy Nemesis as much as the next man, but not that much.

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I’d like to know the science behind being so horny during my period or the immediate run up to it.

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Hormones is the best I’ve got.