Thursday Filthy Meltdown

  • Heat Makes Me A Randy Rhino
  • Too Hot To Do Anything About It

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(Anon Poll)

Talk about whatever. Let off some steam.

Proper “do what you have to, as long as I don’t have to move” vibes today

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This wanking weather. Another sweaty body on mine is nice in theory but the practicalities leave me cold

I think the maximum amount of filth possible for me and my partner right now is a hug. No clothes, fan on, bedsheets off, window open.

But hey…we like hugs!

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My philosophy here is that if you are already unbearably hot, you might as well be unbearably hot doing something fun…

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erotic acrostic heatwave special

Changing through the year,
With a season’s death, comes a new one’s
Birth. The sun out in the sky,
Angelically blooming, bestowing us with its
Fine light! Oh, how fine it is!
Tug me off please

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I’m gagging for it tbqfh.

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This was our thinking yesterday. Very nearly died.

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Lads (solo and otherwise) have you not considered taking the party to the shower?

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I’m surrounded by a high number of degrees

And yet I’m so lonely

#makeuwank

What is this ‘sex’ you all speak of?

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Not into that at all.

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I’m 6’7 and about 19st, my wife is 5’5, the dimensions don’t work there, trust me.

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Would love a bang in the shower rn

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you really shouldn’t be getting close enough to people to smell them Kermit …

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I have had a lovely big shower well suited to hot day banging for a couple of years now and I’ve yet to use it for that purpose

What a sad little life :disappointed:

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WHA

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I’M 6’7!

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One day.

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And he’s looking for a new roomie!

I SMELL A NEW SITCOM

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