#277

Don’t care option

3 Likes
#278

Do people get turned on by men in underwear?
Does nothing for me.

1 Like
#279

Sex

  • Into it

0 voters

Edit: not being into it is totally fine,

#280

depends on the context and the underwear rlly

#281

Sounds ridiculous in the accent in my head, but it’s going to be a different effect if someone with Tamara Palmer-Tomkinson’s voice says it.

2 Likes
#282

So long as they look clean, in reasonably good condition and not a ridiculous style I wouldn’t give them a second thought, they’re coming off anyway right?

2 Likes
#283

I lost my sex drive for ages recently but now it’s back and it’s weird.

#284

Fancied an ice lolly or a cornetto or something. Just sucked a Callippo in a way that would probably earn me lots of money on onlyfans

3 Likes
#285
#286

Really, really slow sensual stuff that lasts ages

  • Into it
  • Too impatient, let’s just get straight too it please

0 voters

#287

Talking of sex writing, feast your eyes on this:

apologies if this kills any filth you might be feeling

1 Like
#288

Definite time and a place for both

4 Likes
#289

Yeah thanks for this, I don’t think I’ll ever be horny again now.

4 Likes
#290

Fucking hell. Think I need another callipo

:nauseated_face:

I AM A WRITER I AM VERY SMART I AM ALSO HAVING A WANK

1 Like
#291

Definitely.

1 Like
#292

Find it baffling that there are people who aren’t into this and teasing, what is there to not enjoy???

1 Like
#293

It’s torture and I do get impatient.
But it’s good torture.

2 Likes
#294

jesus, i like this also, but i can think of… yep, 256 thousand other ways to write about it, assuming i wanted to. which i don’t.

1 Like
#295

Might tell the TV to stay out for another couple of hours instead.

1 Like
#296

ooh baby. right now wyr:

  • hot sex
  • calippo

0 voters