#297

Was gonna quote a few choice lines but it’s all so painful and embarrassing.

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#298

SUMPTUOUS FLAPS
STIFFENING TURTLES HEAD
NOSTRILS (lol jk I have a real thing for men’s noses so this is actually ok)

sksksksk

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#300

hot sex, then a calippo for pudding

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#302

Sex pudding.

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#303

I’m topless

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#304

same

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#305

The first time I ever made out with my ex we made out for like 6-7 hours straight and I stroked his back loads and nothing sexual really happened but it was so delightful because we were like ‘woah wtf this person I like also likes me??? holy shit’ and we were both really smiley and it was really fun just lightly teasing each other for hours and hours and THAT’S what I want right now, in a bedroom with the curtains closed to keep out the worst of the heat

(…followed by everything else)

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#306

All heightening and anticipation when you’re doing it right, kind of like if I’m getting a bit impatient as that can make you appreciate it mote when you/your partner snap from that and decide to take it up a level.

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#308

Are you topless

  • Yes
  • No
  • Soon

0 voters

#309

Can’t risk a work video call coming through. They’re not ready for that.

#310

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#311

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Is there any science behind this?

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#312

In this heat that’s not a terrible idea

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#313

yep, pseudo

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#314

Maybe this is what Monica was drawing for Chandler in that episode where he was having difficulty satisfying his new partner sexually.

#315

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This is sexy

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#316

Old Blue Last £5/£4 NUS

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#317

You ever been invited to a sex party?

  • Yeah
  • Unfortunately not
  • Miscellaneous

0 voters

#318

Stick some gaffa tape over your camera.

#319

Tbh I’m a bit offended at having not been invited to one. You’ve all offended me and so has everyone else.

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