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It’s got a fancy slide thing built in. Still.
“I know it’s not your cup of tea but you’re welcome if you want, didn’t want you to feel left out”
“I appreciate that, but also no thank you”
I think we all agreed it’s called a Judi Dench now. Or Dench for short
It’s too hot for clothes rn and don’t all the video chat things have to ask you to enable the camera anyway?
parties that unexpectedly turn sexy >>>>>>> A party specifically for sex
They do but Teams has it on my default. I have seen one colleague’s pyjamas and another’s very, very grey grown out roots because of this.
Don’t make me tap the sign
you can tap whatever you want within reason
Surely the bigger the group of people, the less intimacy there would be. Feel like it would kill any genuine sensuality.
Also do all sex parties have people wearing masks? Not for me, Clive.
Tbf I’ve recently had a bit of an insight into London Sex People, the kind that host parties, and they seem pretty exclusionary and I would have a hard time getting erect whilst simultaneously thinking about How Problematic This All Is
Nothing to do with romance, just sounds socially confusing. If someone could do me a (preferably laminated) printout of the various social conventions in advance then I’d be more likely to consider it.
Also the password is always ‘Oooooooooorgy’
Where do I rub my Callipo?
I have done a 32 mile cycle and had an ice bath today and I’m still climbing the walls. Thought it might let me feel wholesome instead I was thinking of all the great places in the woods I could bonk ffs. Living alone stinks. Hot weather+lockdown
if you can still see someone’s eyes then masks are sexy imho
YES. Someone I know posted a selfie with their new mask a couple of days ago and I was like… holy shit I never noticed X had such fucking sexy eyes before.
faces are good too
