really want some cold slices of ham on my face

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hahahahahaha

The idea of savoury is hilarious - but what though? Peanut butter? Cream cheese? Gravy?

butter
food oils

Albuquerque

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Dunkin yer dongle in a tub of kfc gravy and having it slurped off :sweat_smile:

I HAVE NOT DONE THIS.

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I feel this thread is the safe place I need where I can finally admit that I don’t get this reference.

:musical_note: Prefab Sprout, King of Rock n Roll

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it’s @epimer 's sex playlist on repeat

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Pretty bold of you to assume I need more than one playthrough.

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Never heard it called that before!

Actually, I probably have :expressionless:

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You’re thinking of buses.

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I enjoyed that.

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think once you’ve had this sort of in depth and total immersion into people’s lifestyles and daily mundane routines, the air of mystery required for this kind of fades.

that said, i’m down for shyguy’s sex party.

have I set the record straight now?

I see my partner all the time, there’s no mystery there but I still want to shag him all the time.

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yeaeeeeah but dis is kind of an unsexy vacuum where you don’t get the little nuances that i personally need to get my horn on.

the boards look like a spreadsheet for starters.

deck it out with a new purple theme and some sexy music and i’m all ears.

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Wait all night for a sex party then everyone comes at once

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