#9

It was an EXTREMELY fine line to tread.

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#10

Looks a bit Mumford in retrospect.

#11

Hope you didn’t snap a banjo string.

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#12

Always good to practice safe sex

#13

nope

#14

Kind of: I got together with an ex of mine on the night of a cross-dressing ball.* I was dressed as what my friend described as “a 6’4 Janis Joplin”. She was dressed as a 1920s spiv.

Only slight problem came the following day when I had to make my way home. I ended up borrowing the clothes she’d been wearing.

*I studied Cultural Criticism joint honours at uni - same uni / course as @whiterussian albeit a different year. One of our final modules was entitled “cross dressing in fiction” - hence the theme of our end of year ball. A bit problematic, looking back.

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#15

Actually, same ex, we had plans to dress up for Halloween as the duo from my favourite non-Star Wars films. She’s blonde and I had some 3D glasses with the lenses out that would have worked, and I just needed an appropriate trucker cap and long wig to complete the ensemble.

About 80% of the appeal of that costume was how hilariously fucked up the in costume sex would have been.

Unfortunately we broke up before Halloween came round. What a missed opportunity.

#16

Bit worried I’ll have done some serious harm to the Fenlands Metropolitan Elite with that mental image.

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#17

Would she have come out of the bathroom the following morning like

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#18

ha yes, once, as an undead mad hatter.

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She was in some sort of egyptian mummy outfit that took ages to get off and really killed the vibe maaan. we also got loads of white face paint all over her sheets which she complained about in the morning.

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#20

Poor Cassandra / Dreamweaver woman

#21

‘I’m out of gas and you need a jacket’

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#22

No.

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#23

No to what, the costume thing? What about deliberately kinky wear? more like imalittlebitofapervbutnotreally AMIRITE? :wink:

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#24

It’d be unlike @epimer to be out of gas

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#26

didn’t play out that way at all, buddy.

#28

3/4 bandaged in stapled bed sheets.

fucking nightmare, mate.

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#29

Aye a couple of times.
My tv is going to her works Halloween shindig tomorrow night dressed as Lara croft…I’m looking forward to seeing her outfit

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