Would she have come out of the bathroom the following morning like

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ha yes, once, as an undead mad hatter.

She was in some sort of egyptian mummy outfit that took ages to get off and really killed the vibe maaan. we also got loads of white face paint all over her sheets which she complained about in the morning.

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Poor Cassandra / Dreamweaver woman

‘I’m out of gas and you need a jacket’

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No.

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No to what, the costume thing? What about deliberately kinky wear? more like imalittlebitofapervbutnotreally AMIRITE? :wink:

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It’d be unlike @epimer to be out of gas

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didn’t play out that way at all, buddy.

3/4 bandaged in stapled bed sheets.

fucking nightmare, mate.

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Aye a couple of times.
My tv is going to her works Halloween shindig tomorrow night dressed as Lara croft…I’m looking forward to seeing her outfit

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Amazing

There’s a whole genre of victorian horror stories that are basically that, and the mummy turns out to be a beautiful woman with long dark hair, rather than a bald shrivelled mummy.

‘Horror’ !?

Seems to be like a weird anti-horror

Or y’know - porn/‘romance’ fiction

Like the mummy chases the man, and he thinks he’s a goner and it’s a horror story up to that point, but then the mummy somehow gets unwrapped. It’s a whole genre.

:smiley:

Definitely sounds like porn now

Basically Victorian story form, yeah, but dressed up a bit to try to look respectable.

We’ve come a long way

Possibly while both of us were dressed as members of Team Rocket. (In the black uniforms from the game, not the ones from the TV show.)

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