It’s not my fault no one ever fancies me who isn’t a psycho or over the age of 70 except guys who are far away and I only got to see rarely 
But no to costumes anyway. Deliberately kinky wear… not really (that shit ain’t designed for size 16s), but I’m more into playing around with being underdressed. Doing the classic coat trick, dispensing with underwear and then casually mentioning it on the way home, etc. Very effective.