Thursday (is my Friday)

Buy gluten free oat cakes from Lidl.
There was something else we need from Lidl for Saturday but I can’t remember what it was :thinking:
Using DiS as my shopping list/reminder now

House guests ate my last lebkuchen.

Unbelievable.

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Accidentally put 3 tablespoons of coffee powder in my first coffee of the day.

  • That’s fine, instant coffee isn’t as strong as beans coffee anyway
  • That’s too much coffee your hands are already shaking a little bit
  • Thats not enough coffee! Go make another one.

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Yoooo. Drank an amount of wine last night to leave me hangoverless this morning but has made me a very tired boy :sleeping: Can’t wait for tomorrow to be over and Christmas can begin.

Feel sorry for my wife, state opening today, can’t be fun. We find out if she’s won the Guardian’s agency photographer of the year on Saturday, would be a terrific end to a shitty year :crossed_fingers:

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You’re staying at someone’s house. There are a couple of clearly homemade lebkuchen in a closed tupperware box in the kitchen, tucked away on the side. Nobody has said anything to you about them. Do you

  • Eat the lebkuchen. It’s implied that they are free for the eating.
  • Not help myself to someone else’s food, obviously

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are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?

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if I was drunk or stoned i’d probably eat it.

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Still in bed after really not being well in the night.

Today is my Thursday so hoping I get better to be back for Nativity and party Friday tomorrow.

Urgh. Might have some toast.

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Cheers Rob. I wish it was a case of being that simple though. Have clothing and home sale to sort, getting the shop floor back to normal layout and stocktake to think about before the New year is out though

No we lay them under the tree.

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ARE YOU HAAAAANGING UP YOUR STOOOOOCKING ON YOUR WALLLLLL

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if I were to come in and get your store closed for a bit, would that make your life easier? could phone in a bomb threat or something.

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For fuck’s sake hoogy, we’re going to be countrymen soon.

Monkeys don’t generally have telephones

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Dunno how I feel about that …

Better get your objections in to the embassy sharpish, then.

My eyebrow is out of control :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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