first name yes, but not surname.

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Not sure how I know yours, some World Cup predictions thing I think.

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I only know because you sent me a Belle and Sebastian play list from spotify. Good one taboot!

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just hold your heading true

Whats the first thing everyone does when they check into their hotel room, after you put your bags down?

Me: I immediately check the pillows for firmness, as you can see from above picture not happy with the allotment of soft pillows. Should have brought my own ffs.

I also rip that top sheet right off.

massive belly flop on the bed

Never done that tbh, staying in copious amounts of hotels in my life I pretty much know what I’m getting

If staying multiple nights I also leave a note for the maid not to tuck in the sheets. Seinfeld I know!

Can’t fucking sleep.

Go to the fridge and get a Stella.

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See what the complementary biscuit are

wow cool! Obviously this one is foreign to me. UK hotels just have a menu of what complimentary biscuits are on offer in your room? Welly welly well!

Find light switches, find air con controls. Find kettle, fill and turn on, check shower water pressure and temperature

When tea is brewing, look out of window/assess whether window will open

Big poo.

I thought that’s what after you put your bags down meant

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Kettles in a hotel room! The absolute madness!

You need to stop going to epimers conventions

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Often billed as tea and coffee making facilities. The kettles are generally small and underpowered. When I used to use hotels a lot (and they were shitty hotels to boot) I used to bring my own tea bags. Brought my own tea bags on a two-week tour of the US, in fact.

Only to discover, as you point out there, were no kettles in the hotel rooms.