Thursday Night yessirs

did you get battered?

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This pun subthread is fin

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Ftfy

Oooh still haven’t ever been. Can’t remember the last time I was even in town :open_mouth:

It’s the bloody best. Can get a home delivery from them fyi. £15 minimum order tho

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If you’ve got a gap on your cv it’s ok to list it as time out of the workforce to care for family members or something, if you’re worried about what employers will think.

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Hey Huns!! Had a mushroom stroganoff and rice for tea, yoga in ten and then it’s Rocky bar and a cup of tea watching nonsense. Ahhhhhh

Just got an email saying the google have bought Fitbit. So they’ll literally have all my data :+1:

Mum’s telling me about her call with Npower today. Word by word.

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I asked my dad about energy tariffs the other night and boy did I regret it

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bet his eyes lit up though

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Would’ve been the highlight of his week

Can’t believe no-ones pointed out that this looks a bit like an :eggplant:

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a prick?

:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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just had some sprouts and chips

She got some storage bags from Home Bargains today. £1.79 each.

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the fuck are storage bags

I haven’t asked

My lovely mummikins does this too, but also acts as if I’m the person on the other end so gets increasingly irate and argumentative with me. I usually walk back home feeling like I’ve been told off before I’m like… hang on… I don’t even fucking work for British Gas.

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Save it for th…

Oh, hang on

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