did you get battered?
This pun subthread is fin
Ftfy
Oooh still havenāt ever been. Canāt remember the last time I was even in town
Itās the bloody best. Can get a home delivery from them fyi. Ā£15 minimum order tho
If youāve got a gap on your cv itās ok to list it as time out of the workforce to care for family members or something, if youāre worried about what employers will think.
Hey Huns!! Had a mushroom stroganoff and rice for tea, yoga in ten and then itās Rocky bar and a cup of tea watching nonsense. Ahhhhhh
Just got an email saying the google have bought Fitbit. So theyāll literally have all my data
Mumās telling me about her call with Npower today. Word by word.
I asked my dad about energy tariffs the other night and boy did I regret it
bet his eyes lit up though
Wouldāve been the highlight of his week
Canāt believe no-ones pointed out that this looks a bit like an
a prick?
just had some sprouts and chips
She got some storage bags from Home Bargains today. Ā£1.79 each.
the fuck are storage bags
I havenāt asked
My lovely mummikins does this too, but also acts as if Iām the person on the other end so gets increasingly irate and argumentative with me. I usually walk back home feeling like Iāve been told off before Iām likeā¦ hang onā¦ I donāt even fucking work for British Gas.
Save it for thā¦
Oh, hang on