did you get battered?
This pun subthread is fin
Oooh still haven’t ever been. Can’t remember the last time I was even in town
It’s the bloody best. Can get a home delivery from them fyi. £15 minimum order tho
If you’ve got a gap on your cv it’s ok to list it as time out of the workforce to care for family members or something, if you’re worried about what employers will think.
Hey Huns!! Had a mushroom stroganoff and rice for tea, yoga in ten and then it’s Rocky bar and a cup of tea watching nonsense. Ahhhhhh
Just got an email saying the google have bought Fitbit. So they’ll literally have all my data
Mum’s telling me about her call with Npower today. Word by word.
I asked my dad about energy tariffs the other night and boy did I regret it
bet his eyes lit up though
Would’ve been the highlight of his week
Can’t believe no-ones pointed out that this looks a bit like an
just had some sprouts and chips
She got some storage bags from Home Bargains today. £1.79 each.
the fuck are storage bags
I haven’t asked
My lovely mummikins does this too, but also acts as if I’m the person on the other end so gets increasingly irate and argumentative with me. I usually walk back home feeling like I’ve been told off before I’m like… hang on… I don’t even fucking work for British Gas.
Save it for th…
Oh, hang on