On a scale from one to 10 how horny are you feeling?
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I’m up there, but also I thought about having a go on myself this morning and now I genuinely can’t remember if I did, or I just thought about it and then didn’t?
I’m sure your good wife has lovely buns
Sounds hot enough to make your prefab sprout
How horny is DiS - aggregated version:
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I have a date tonight and I have a kink for cooking for people so @Gnometorious has unwittingly tipped me over the edge today (sorry gnome)
No need to apologise! If anything, I’m honoured 
where how why I am confused
(I also like to host. Not necessarily a kink though)
Toast - wink and a grin
Full roast - massive stonker
I like to cook for people but it’s more an act of love and affection, nothing sexual about it.
The TV and I were away at a wedding at the weekend so had:
a) A hotel room, and
b) No children in tow
Made the most of it. Parts of me are still aching. Would still go again however, so it’s a 9 from me 
I dunno, it feeds into my need to be useful I think and it being something I feel confident doing and giving pleasure to people.
Obviously I don’t get turned on cooking for everyone in all situations, but some days it feels sexier than others
I do look pretty cute in my little apron imho.
This I get. I want to be attractive when cooking (and all the time lbh) but doing it well is sexy to see so hopefully get that too.
often too focused to be horny in the moment though
I have definitely done the apron and nothing else look multiple times.
Have a pretty good #belfie in that somewhere actually
If someone’s cooking for me I’m probably too hungry to find anything sexy.
this is true. The planning and the consumption are the high points.
Got me one of these to really stoke the flames 
can you hang it from some string in the cupboard, it’ll stll vibrate but no echo theshelf or anything
your local tooth fairy probably found it and is making multiple stops?