#34

I can definitely relate to that - there’s something about being able to cook well and give pleasure in that way that definitely helps one’s self esteem.

Of course, the massive bag of gak also helps

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#35

Sex and drugs and sausage rolls

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#36

Oh you :heart:

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#37

Oooh yes please!

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#38

Pancake rolls :yum:

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#39

My imagined theme tune for All My Horny Ghosts is very catchy

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#40

My mind has been straying in thursdaily directions during my commute this week. I’d suggest a trainwide orgy but transport links are already beset with delays without me exacerbating the problem by way of my legendary staying power

SIGH

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#41

Oh nooo, the train has stopped between stations and it’s just soooo hot in here. Whatever am I to do?

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#42

I get horny when I’m anxious it’s well annoying

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#43

Sounds like an excellent b-story for the All My Horny Ghosts pilot

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#44

I say, while inching away from the emergency stop lever

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#45

Never heard it etc

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#46

I’m sad horny. I want to lay in bed like a dead fish and just have someone go at it on me. I don’t know how to quantify this level. A 6 probably.

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#47

got a right horn on, lads. a right horn.

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#48

Or as I call it, literally any sunday morning

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#50

I could take it or give it myself.

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#51

Just noticed “cummencing”

My vote is now 9

The two things are not related btw

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#52

Are you sure though?

#53

The other night I had a really filthy sex dream about my OWN WIFE and felt like a massive pervert for it.

Waiting for a kid free night to recreate it.

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#54
  • Having a sex dream about your actual partner is somehow weird and wrong
  • Just a waste of a good sex dream
  • Totally normal and cool
  • Who cares

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