#106

Impressive amount of garlic bread there, too, fair play

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#107

M-B: OH HEY DID YOU KNOW TAGLIATELLE RIGHT, IT’S LIKE PASTA TAPE LIKE I ALWAYS IMAGINE SETTING UP A REEL TO REEL SET UP MECHANISM WHEREBY THE PASTA WINDS THRU THE REELS INTO MY GAPING CARB-HUNGRY HUMAN MAW ROFFLE

YNOT: how did you get in my house also it is a lockdown

M-B: ooh topical

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#108

Sup

Just finished a board game via zoom with some ATDs. Had 3 glasses of wine, feeling woozy (hardly drink at all these days). Think I’m gonna stick something silly on the telly and do some crosswords for a bit and then go to bed.

Hoping to receive something exciting in the post tomorrow (that I’ve ordered and that is on its way, not just in general)

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#109

Not just for me. Although I could have probably managed it.

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#110

More of this feat. Random disers, please

Roscoe and Marlon are sacked.

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#111

Sick of living in a house where we don’t have dinner until after 9pm.

I’m probably never going to live in Spain again.

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#112

Furloughed

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#113

MARLON: But we’re a triple threat

FAPPABLE: A triple threat, eh? So you can both sing, dance, and act, can ya?

ROSCOE: Well I can sing.

MARLON: I can dance.

ROSCOE: And we can both half-act… so cumulatively a triple threat. Individually, we’re both one threat and three-quarters of a threat

FAPPABLE: Yer out, lads. Now who’s next?

DISCOBOT: meepy bloop morp I can do stand-up comedy

FAPPABLE: Gimme a belting one-liner

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#114

:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

#116

FAPPABLE: Stoner comedy, I like it

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#117

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

#118

FAPPABLE: Can you sing?

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#119

Fuckin clippers gave up halfway through shaving my beard off. Sitting here like a dickhead waiting for them to charge enough so they can run off mains.

Carole Fuckin Baskin.

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#120

:left_speech_bubble: Don’t ruin the present with the ruined past. — Ellen Gilchrist

#121

THEO: ooh chills

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#122

I am doing a quiz right now with the lad that runs hackney brewery. I’ll pass on your feedback

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#123

Everything else is great :joy:

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#124

That peach one was my favourite!

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#125

I think it might be mine too!

#126

:smile: love blaming everything on carol fuckin Baskin. I need to remember to do it more often.

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