Thursday Thilth Thread

Why can’t there be more videos called “attractive couple have mutually satisfying sex” instead of “DONKEY-COCKED stud TRICKS step-sibling BITCH into QUARANTINE PAINAL”? The last thing I want while watching porn is to be made to feel like some kind of pervert.

Anyway, how’s lockdown affecting your filth consumption?

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Everything is banging his step-mom this or boning his step-sister that or something similar and that is just not my bag, baby

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I’d personally prefer to watch a video called “attractive couple have sex which satisfies the lady more than the man, if anything” but that’s just me…

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no in fact I am the least weird pervert

Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is it’s simply

“couple have a plain lovely consensual time and they both get exactly what they want”

“Attractive couple decide to watch The Sopranos again instead”

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My friend says… video uploaders of gay porn really have no idea what constitutes a big dick, specifically compared to what’s actually present in the video. Or what “smooth” means.

So I’ve heard. From my friend.

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Couple mutually agree they’re actually a bit tired and full because dinner was simply too large

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I have said too much

Man it’s a hot one

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have you seen bobby bacala and christophah are doing an episode by episode breakdown podcast?

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Like seven inches :clock12: :sun_with_face:

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Is this like that thing where the adverts you get are based on your previous google searches?

“50-something couple promise each other fantastic sex when they get home from the pub but decide it’s all a bit too much effort and settle for cosy spooning and snoring in each other’s ear”

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It is not.

What! No way! There’s a US Office one of those that’s really good. Also Bobby B hosts a true crime thing about hitmen and often just drops things like “there’s no doubt he’s a scumbag” into the script.

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I’m using what would normally be my commuting time to consume filth instead. The transition back will be a test.

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Yeah, right, 50s. Definitely not mid 30s :grimacing:

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I frequently have anxiety dreams/nightmares where I’m surreptitiously cranking one out on a bus or train, except it transpires that I wasn’t actually being surreptitious at all and was masturbating in full view of everyone and it’s intensely shameful.

Quite a lot like that, I imagine.

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