It’s good to have a project on the go at the moment

It’s what Jesus died then undied for tbh.

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would love to have sex

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I know what satisfies all my cravings :drooling_face::sweat_drops::smirk:

80633

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Can I get my username changed to @wazzojugs? Nice and topical for a Thursday.

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Let me just input your data!

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You can down my loads anytime

It was meant to be… nevermind.

best debut of all time

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Absolutely this @ OP, the descriptions for porn just make everything sound so aggressive and skeevy. FFS. I just want to watch some nice (but not too slow, I don’t have all day!!) foreplay with good, steady camera work and lighting, and no overly syrupy soundtrack. also no cringy talking.

Can’t ever really be arsed once it gets onto the genital stuff tbh. Looks so boring on camera and totally kills my wide on. I’d rather have a yoghurt.

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Got quite bad horn atm and have tried to turn to grot but I can’t really find much that suits me :frowning:

Annoying also when the person you have the biggest horn for doesn’t have pandemic horn. FFS.

This is the point where I bring in the random number generators

random number generation is so hot

@discobot roll 1d100

:game_die: 38

FFS.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Oh I know what you can do, you filthy fuck

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