#70

It was meant to be… nevermind.

#71

best debut of all time

#72

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#74

Absolutely this @ OP, the descriptions for porn just make everything sound so aggressive and skeevy. FFS. I just want to watch some nice (but not too slow, I don’t have all day!!) foreplay with good, steady camera work and lighting, and no overly syrupy soundtrack. also no cringy talking.

Can’t ever really be arsed once it gets onto the genital stuff tbh. Looks so boring on camera and totally kills my wide on. I’d rather have a yoghurt.

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#76

Got quite bad horn atm and have tried to turn to grot but I can’t really find much that suits me :frowning:

Annoying also when the person you have the biggest horn for doesn’t have pandemic horn. FFS.

#78

This is the point where I bring in the random number generators

random number generation is so hot

#79

@discobot roll 1d100

#80

:game_die: 38

#81

FFS.

#82

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

#83

Oh I know what you can do, you filthy fuck

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#85

Now to open my bookmarks folder, then open the “work stuff” subfolder, followed by the “2017 admin” subfolder, then “first quarter”, then “client feedback”, then “grot”

#86

In lockdown every day is Thursday!

It’s pretty great so far. Also, because we’re not going outside, we’re prone to not showing regularly and putting 4x the amount of garlic in all of our food. So we fucking stink! And we’re not doing anything any more thilthy than usual, but the smellyness makes me feel as though we’ve gone completely beyond.

SORRY FOR OVERSHARING

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#87

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#88

The pornos where they basically yell at each other throughout are so off putting

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#89

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#93

A: YOU WANT SUNK BRINE TICKS? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

B: NO I WANT TO SUCK YOUR –

A: PLEASE YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!

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