Mainly just so we can keep track of what day of the week it is.
Let’s keep it simple to start off
Current horniness mood:
- In no way in the mood
- A little, not really though
- Yeah, why the fuck not
- I literally cannot keep my underwear on
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Mainly just so we can keep track of what day of the week it is.
Let’s keep it simple to start off
Current horniness mood:
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Had a rare pre-work wank so not doing too badly
And now your banned from the buses
I think it’s the change to weather I won’t sweat to death in that’s raised my mood tbh.
Working from home.
Was insanely horny when I was hungover the other day, is this a common thing? Body trying to procreate before it dies?
Think it’s either one way or the other extreme with a hangover tbh.
Yeah, I get this
I’m full of ill. The least enjoyable way to spend a day working your way through a pack of kleenex
Not trying to be all moonwalky, but I had sex last night. I’m starting to think the sex does not make up for the inevitabley terrible night’s sleep that follows. I’m just so used to sleeping on my own now
Sorry, not very sexy
booooooooo
Start having sex in the morning instead
Me too! Feel a bit grubby
The old “bit tired now, shall we try and wake up early tomorrow and do it then instead” thing always seems like a legit workaround at the time and absolutely never happens.
Just to be clear it’s not the sex itself that keeps me awake, it’s the sharing a bed with another human
You’re not having enough sex.
stupidhornyflanders
Tend to find this happens with someone new, not so much with the tv/someone I’ve been seeing for awhile.
Thursday acrostic erotic poetry corner
Carefully they enter the room
Walking the length and breadth,
Below, the lower floors are silent
As it is late into the depths of the night
Five to three in the morning
Then they start rogering
My relationships are not known for their longetivity unfortunately