Same. Painful.

If you read closely, it’s the 14th iteration, and says 2019 on there too :wink:

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That’s why it says ‘I prefer…’ poindexter.

:smiley:

I guess the summer wear is more immediate but some people do just look lovely in a winter coat. I think one is more filth thread and the other is more “how’s your love life, DiS?”

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both

or all three

been very thursday today and it’s moderately saddening

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actually this is very true, seeing as its a filth thread I’ll go for summer

you’re living the dream

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Wild how hairstyle can make such a difference. Mr Fantastic Penis looks like a borderline skinhead child when his hair has just been cut, but extremely suave and handsome and arousing when it has been allowed to grow for a few months (he is prematurely greying but it looks so good on him). Sometimes I think he waits until after I see him to get his hair cut.

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I wish I could just give men a feedback form to get some stats on what constitutes my maximum aesthetic fuckability. Weirdly I am starting to get the impression that I get more success when I wear something that covers up my assets. (Really annoying tbh, there’s something quite wonderful about flirting with someone you want to bang and catching them glancing at my norks)

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shit, women know when you’re doing that? fuck

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It definitely has to be subtle and fleeting to not be creepy, but it’s truly glorious when you catch a crush in the act :heart_eyes:

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Omg this is amazing! I’ve started personal shopping for my friends, with success, but without being able to offer insight around sex appeal

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Is she me?

New raffle prize

I would put ‘an afternoon shopping with xylo’ as my number one choice

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Xylo : Dis’s own tart with a heart

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It’s the xylo UK tour!

whether I win or not, please come to Cabot Circus and shop and skip with me

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I’ve googled it and yes this looks fine

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