#56

I wish I could just give men a feedback form to get some stats on what constitutes my maximum aesthetic fuckability. Weirdly I am starting to get the impression that I get more success when I wear something that covers up my assets. (Really annoying tbh, there’s something quite wonderful about flirting with someone you want to bang and catching them glancing at my norks)

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#57

shit, women know when you’re doing that? fuck

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#59

It definitely has to be subtle and fleeting to not be creepy, but it’s truly glorious when you catch a crush in the act :heart_eyes:

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#60

Omg this is amazing! I’ve started personal shopping for my friends, with success, but without being able to offer insight around sex appeal

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#61

Is she me?

#63

New raffle prize

#64

I would put ‘an afternoon shopping with xylo’ as my number one choice

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#67

Xylo : Dis’s own tart with a heart

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#69

It’s the xylo UK tour!

#71

whether I win or not, please come to Cabot Circus and shop and skip with me

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#73

I’ve googled it and yes this looks fine

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#75

I HATE clothes shopping. Would love someone to come along and help me.

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#77

Wanna do a show? I can help.

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#79

Can I model please? I’ve never been a model.

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#81

Confusing point to come in to the filth thread.

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#82

xylo’s wife eyes up your breasts does she?

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#83

The franchise has got a little out of hand since Roger Hargreaves died

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#84

surely i’m not the only person who can’t read this without hearing the voice of Garth Marenghi

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#85

If I smoke this, will I have more to post in here?

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#86

hadn’t thought of that but I rewatched Darkplace for Halloween so it probably contributed