No, it was more interpretive than that. I did drag Jnr around on a giant sheet for ages, which she liked, but not sure what kind of squirrel behaviour that was meant to be.
Just heard an iceburn in my office, someone was returning some pocket scissors and said “do you want your children’s scissors back?”
savage
Successful day so far, have eaten loads of food, Frank’s loads of wine and managed to charter a boat for tomorrow. Tally ho
Frank is gonna be pissed off
I really enjoy Lo-Pan’s predictive text typos.
hanging out with students in their early-mid 20s who go to probably the most expensive film school in the country and are complaining about how hard it is to get onto the property ladder
-_-
You might remember that I spent a good few minutes trying to find my bike in a 3000-space bike park. This person has found an ingenious way of avoiding having the same problem.
think he’s just pished tbh
He is
Was on the train, hopped off to have a beer at the station.
doesn’t sound like him
nfts
uinm
do-doooo-do-do-do
ummmm deee boddley doodley bum bum.
alright, tom bombadil
Mahnah mahnah?
Our neighbour:
NO WAY NO WAY!
