Train stations don’t tend to have wheelchairs do they?
They should do yeah! Give someone an ask.
It stops literally everywhere.
Also none of the windows open and it’s absolutely baking
No? Is this a joke I should get?
That is sub-optimal
Clearly you’re coping better than I am
Oh right. I’ve ordered halloumi as part of an online shop for a bbq tomorrow, it better turn up or I’ll riot.
Putting off changing into normal clothes until as long as possible
Do we think “so I can go take a big dump during long meetings” is an appropriate business reason for why I should be given a Bluetooth headset?
Substitute: Dairylea.
Oh god Coldplay hold music kill me now
This is why I don’t online food shop
Still so embarrassed by this. He hasn’t replied. Shall I knock on his door?
“I will fix yewwwwww”
Ha ha Coldplay wanker!
Same! We once had veggie sausages replaced with pork sausages
yesterday I had a strawberry cornetto and then a magnum classic straight after. Felt sick.
It was that other one. Y’know, the bland one from that rubbish album that half the bedwetters on here will have creamed themselves over when it came out. That one.
“Nobody said it was easy…”
That one?
Seems fine?
YOU ate all the ice lollies!