As someone in lockdown with a partner, I’m starting to get resentful of people who live with partners who are actually doing any shagging. Turns out being trapped in a smallish flat with one other human and a mountain of washing up to argue about isn’t a very sexy situation.
if it helps you all feel any better nobody ever fancies me
Showed my housemate some highlights of the eatin’ ass thread. The Lord of the Rings one made me cry with laughter
I can imagine! Most couples that live together probably don’t do that much shagging anyway so maybe I should stop being so jealous.
Maybe stroll in wearing nothing but a pair of marigolds?
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I want to belieeeeeve everything that you saaaaay
Tomorrow’s HGATR is a very good one.
Sisqo?
is it Steely Dan
cool, good reason to get up in the morning then!
It would take him some time to notice, since he spends most of his time playing video games with his back to me
No, soon though. After listageddon.
5/5.
ahm reet up for a shag, me.
Was thinking about this the other day and did a near simultaneous grin and shoulder sag as I first remembered all about staying chez scout then that I had no idea when it’s gonna be.
Can’t wait though and your living room looks fab
Watford 1 - 0 Arsenal (Ahm Reet, 76)
Such a tune!
